1. 21 May



    i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

    (Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via pizza)

     

  2. 21 May



    silabus:

    do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

    (via pizza)

     

  3. 21 May



    egberts:

    of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

    (via pizza)

     

  4. 20 May


    jesschillin22:

    frickyeah1990s:

    my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

    Brie and I are getting this for our apartment

    (via goldenheartedrose)

     

  5. 20 May



    sstain:

    If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

    Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

    Good luck figuring out which one

    (Source: nontarian, via akronawolstuckintheshuckfayz)

     

  6. 20 May



    southeasternprep:

    zillatamer:

    letterstogodptiii:

    tea-books-and-blankets:

    yaygocats:

    discomplete:

    “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

    “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

    “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

    “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

    a pop up book

    pop up

    (via swiftchick13)

     

  7. 20 May



    mishaswhore:

    Do you ever fear rejection so much, that you reject yourself for others before they can reject you?

    (via swiftchick13)

     

  8. 20 May



    lokis-taking-gallifrey:

    friendlycloud:

    hitlervevo:

    why the fuck cant we text the police

    lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

    Relevant

    they’re actually trying to do that in some places

    (via swiftchick13)

     

  9. 20 May


    watswitdamonkey:

    alliartist:

    littledallilasbookshelf:

    Brentwood Library, Tennessee

    I live in a horrible world where that is not my library.

    are you SHITTING ME??? i live like 20 minutes from brentwood i go there EVERY SUNDAY HOW HAVE I NEVER BEEN HERE OH MY GOD

    (via swiftchick13)

     

  10. 20 May


    the-enemygate-is-down:

    fire4856:

    directionerlerm:

    choose-the-labyrinth:

    alecstasy:

    up-sky-high:

    misguided-misanthrope:

    rabbit-sex:

    lies-and-curiosity:

    amoureuux:

    This makes me want to fucking cry

    this is my favorite poem ever

    I don’t even care that this is in color. This is a damn visual representation of the best damn poem ever. I love this. So much.

    Reblogging this again.

    This hurts my heart, but i love it

    i love this so so so much

    I am in physical pain.

    i still can’t believe they deleted that scene of charlie reading it out from the movie…

    I love this poem it is soo sad but what movie or book is it from or did someone just write or whatever.

    It’s from Perks of Being a Wallflower.

    (via akronawolstuckintheshuckfayz)

     

  11. 20 May


    Disney ladies and their special hobby 

    (Source: briizyleaves, via nostalgiaunicorn)

     

  12. 20 May



    the-laughing-cactus:

    jaclcfrost:

    if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

    image

    (via akronawolstuckintheshuckfayz)

     

  13. 20 May



    1. Adam: You're a chameleon, you know. You do Rihanna last week, you do Kelly Clarkson this week, next week you're gonna do something even crazier. So I just love your range--
    2. Blake: Just look how much her hair has grown. She is a chameleon. That's amazing!
    3. Adam: Will you let me talk? Will you let me praise my artist and just shut your face for two seconds?
    4. Blake: Sorry...
    5. Adam: Sorry, we were rudely interrupted by the cowboy.
     

  14. 20 May



    advantageme:

    Christina Milian needs to stop.

     

  15. 20 May



    mowwwg:

    “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

    the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

    (via megusta18)