i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
Alyssa. High school senior. Harry Potter. Hunger Games. House MD. Teen Wolf. Inbetweeners. Theatre. Books. Cartoons. Musicals. Music in general. Disney. NASCAR. Steelers. Game Shows. Team Beastly Kingdom.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
Christina Milian needs to stop.